~ Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~

~ God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him ~

~ A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed ~

~ When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~

~ A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~

~ The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~

~ Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~

~ Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~

~ I like men who have a future and women who have a past ~

~ A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~

~ I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman. ~

~ Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~

~ Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~

~ The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~

~ Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~