~ Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. ~

~ The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. ~

~ Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive. ~

~ I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. ~

~ I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. ~

~ Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples. ~

~ The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. ~

~ It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted. ~

~ A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. ~

~ If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle. ~

~ Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. ~

~ Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. ~

~ The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. ~

~ Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. ~

~ In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend. ~